Wednesday, July 23, 2008

10 reasons why I hate scene kids.

Scene kids piss me off, and hardcore music sucks.
Lame excuses are not a good reason to be close minded. And no, just because I despise hardcore music, does NOT make me close minded as well. If that is your first response, blow it out your ass, because otherwise it will fall on deaf ears.
Also, nothing in this blog is stopping you from being a fag and liking shitty music. I am not impeding your right to anything, so if you send me hate mail saying otherwise, I am very obligated to not care. I have my right to hate your music and the way you like to suck at life and to write about it. Freedom of the Press, bitches.

Here are the reasons why I hate scene kids:
1. The music. Hardcore music is an inane abomination to people who actually have style in music and it is a ridicule to those of us who actually like music that doesn't suck balls. I don't want some jackass screaming his head off into my ear, and then sounding like Morrissey when he's done...I hate that guy. Metal is a zombie anyway (thank you Jason Middleton and Richard Roden.).

2. The Hair. I hate that stupid Emo haircut. It looks to me like your barber has Down Syndrome and you think that stupid screwup looks cool. I once asked my barber if she had ever done something like that and she said "Well, personally, when those kids come in here I can tell, and usually they don't, but when they do, I never cut it like they want. It looks completely stupid and they should get a real haircut." In the time that it takes you to get that look, you could be improving yourself by seeing what NORMAL people look like, or perhaps reading a book on how to not fail at life!

3. The random spinning of glowsticks. Not only does this waste money, it looks like you should be in a circus, spinning fire. or with the string, you could buy shoes and use them as laces.
The whole thing is just annoying, and looks cool only when on drugs. Stop it.

4. Random articles of clothing. If you aren't playing sports, or if you don't play sports, and you're not on stage, you don't need a headband. It is a completely unnecessary piece of clothing that does you no good in any way except make you look like more of a dumbass than you already convey yourself to be. And sometimes, idiots make these out of t-shirt necks. Who's stupid idea was this? That has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen (this week). Not to mention the continually girly clothing seen on guys. I am not going to use the word "men" there because you shouldn't be wearing GIRL pants. And why are you wearing basketball shoes? Why are you wearing sunglasses at night? Dumbasses.

5. The shitty words to shitty music. Let's take a song from a much hated band I know called "Underoath". These lyrics are from a song called "Returning Empty Handed".

"A transparent scenery that comes as fast as
it leaves
Now my eyes flash with white
It’s settling in with all the flickering
Here again
The floor is more fitting for my face
Here again?
This is getting old"


That sucks. I've heard better lyrics from Tears for Fears.

6. Photoshoppers. All you need is Paint. If you can't be creative with Paint, you don't deserve your computer.

7. The knack for being depressed all the time.
I hate it when scene kids are depressed and they make dumb "art" about it, or doctor their photos to show it, or make shitty music because of it. Make good music with it. Or just say, "I'm depressed" at an appropriate time. Making hardcore music because of it is just awful and depresses me because of how much it sucks.

8. All the eye makeup in the world doesn't hide the fact that you're a moron!
Guys, stop wearing eyeliner. You not only act like a faggot otherwise, you now look like it, too.

9. The constant whining of their rights being trampled or people hating on them. It's not just every now and then, it is CONSTANT. NEWSFLASH!!!! Your rights are just as intact as when you were born, and nobody is stopping you from expressing yourself within the limits of the U.S. legal system. This blog, is words on a website. It is a statement of my expression and I am not stopping you from sucking at life. I am expressing my dislike for your suckage. Also, people would probably hate on you less if you didn't listen to people screaming their throats out and then singing like Morrissey, didn't dress like morons and got a new barber who knows what they're doing.

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(note, there are a couple of open minded scene kids ((by my definition)) here and there, but this is my stereotype of scene kids.)